Jokes

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

yo mamma so poor.... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

that boyfreind one is class

there great wolves 92

There was a young man from Goshom

Who tuk out his bolox to wash'em

he wife sed jack if u doh put em bak

i'll stand on the bastards and squash'em

lmaooo adam,, thts a gud un

knock Knock

whos there

Ben

Ben who

Ben Dover

Haydn_CFC wrote:knock Knock

whos there

Ben

Ben who

Ben Dover

Shit joke, waste of a post...

Haydn_CFC wrote:knock Knock

whos there

Ben

Ben who

Ben Dover

thats my joke

knock knock

whoz there?

Doctor

Doctor Who hahahaha sorry tht ones bad

knock knock

whoz there

colleen

colleen who

colleen your teeth!

that is a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good joke

that very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good joke fools everyone aswell 'cus when you say coleen they cant think of anything lol

There was a man and a Rabai walking down the street

The man says to the Rabai 'do you get paid for doing circumsisions?'

The Rabai says 'no, i just keep the tips'

Have you ever wondered if the queen had one of those dayz where she got into bed, put the covers up to her neck and said 'Look at me Phillip, i'm a stamp'.